A Young Gentleman's Guide to Losing Your Virginity

Book excerpt: Losing your virginity is a complicated process that is a combination of wild luck, plucky exuberance and all the mistruths you have picked up along your quest to get the pussy. When I finally was poised to lose my cherry my head was swimming with information my friends had told me (mostly lies), my parent's sex books from the 70s had told me (mostly weird), and what public sex education had told me (mostly useless). It was a comedy of errors, high hopes and it was over much, much sooner than I had expected or she would have liked. Let's face it. Losing your virginity is one of those subjects that's hard to deal with. You don't want to hear about your dad's first time. Most of your friends are lying and have no idea what they are talking about anyway. Plus, you sure as hell don't need to know what a fallopian tube is to get your rocks off. So what does a plucky young lad do? Well, you buy this book. In it you will find the practical, no nonsense information you need to get it wet for the first time. Plus, you don't have to cringe or be embarrassed. You can read this on your time and learn exactly what to expect, what to do and what not to do. This is the book you have been looking for since you first knew what a pussy was and what you wanted to do with it.