The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life
Author | : Mark Lowery |
Publisher | : Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd. |
Total Pages | : 129 |
Release | : 2015-09-03 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781848125162 |
ISBN-13 | : 184812516X |
Rating | : 4/5 (62 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut! Roman Garstang is obsessed with food - particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts - but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut, Roman's week takes a very sticky turn . . . By Friday Roman has been banned from eating for 24hrs, narrowly avoided a faceful of warm toddler-wee, accidentally shoplifted, been given a lift in a getaway van, styled his teacher's guinea pig with a blue mohawk, started an OAP riot . . . and still barely managed to scoff a crumb - or lick - of a single doughnut. Who knew jam could be so deadly?