How to Make Friends with a Monster

Book excerpt: After the publication of "How to Scare a Monster", we got a call from the head of the Monster Advocacy Group, or M.A.G. Once we found a translator who could speak monsterese, we found out that we had hurt many feelings in the monster community. For years they have been trying to overcome the image of the "scary monster". Not all monsters want to scare people and most just want to have fun but often can't because of their looks. We at the How To Monster Guide HQ never want to hurt anyone's feelings. So, in the spirit of cooperation, we added two monsters, Frikakai, and Urilly to our staff. They put their three heads together with our team members and have come up with our newest guide, "How To Make Friends With a Monster". Jam-packed with tips on monsters and their friend making techniques, this book will set you on your way.Your own handy guide to making monster friends.