I'm Not Above Calling in Sick from the Parking Lot: Funny Office Humor Novelty Employee Gift Notebook Blank Lined Notepad Journal

Book excerpt: This lined notebook is great for keeping things just the way you want them to be! The premium matte black cover features a bold white funny quote title print. Perfect for taking notes at work, college class, drawing, sketching, brainstorming, goal planning and writing essays. This notepad has 115 lined pages. Dimensions are: 6" x 9." Perfect little humorous birthday gift. This lined composition journal is good for: People who have a million little to-do lists floating around, People who like pen and paper to-do lists, People who are into goal-setting and habit tracking, People who like stationery, journaling, scrapbooking, etc. People who really love planners, People who like making lists or want to be more organized, People who would really like to keep a journal/diary but are having trouble sticking with the habit. But none of these things are requirements, so be creative! This is perfect productive gag gift, birthday gift, employee appreciation gift for any office environment.