Apocalypse Earth - Road To Hell

Book excerpt: Apocalypse Earth - Road To Hell (Book One), a fiendishly funny, action-packed sci-fi comedy classic that defies gravity. In this uproarious science fiction story earth is under alien attack - our only line of defense? A snarky, violently disgruntled Top Secret agent with a worrying array of addictions and dysfunctions and a dark past. As once mighty First World superpowers fall, our guy will do whatever it takes to save earth - armed with satire, parody and a dash of cyberpunk flair he will lie, kill, try bed his cold but incredibly super-sexy boss, cheat on his taxes, blow up a capital city, whatever it takes. An interstellar, First Contact epic filled with humor, non-stop adventure and a touch of the unexpected, the Apocalypse Earth series promises the very best in sci-fi parody. Can our hero save earth from the funniest UFO invasion disaster in history? For readers who enjoy writers like or writers similar to Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Barry J. Hutchison, Simon Haynes, M.R. Forbes, David Blake, Adeena Mignogna, Steven Campbell, Matt Haig, Maz Evans you're on the right page The "Road To Hell", BOOK ONE in the Apocalypse Earth series - like Monty Python's Guardians of the Galaxy...! Next Up: The Collected Adventures - VOLUME ONE - The Apocalypse Earth Series - CONTAINS: BOOK 2 - Decimation Earth BOOK 3 - Second Wave BOOK 4 - Earth - Attack The Collected Adventures - VOLUME TWO - - The Apocalypse Earth Series - CONTAINS: BOOK 5 - Space - Destruction BOOK 6 - Congress Of Nations BOOK 7 - Lunar Downfall (BOOKS IN THE SERIES) 1. Apocalypse Earth - Road To Hell 2. Apocalypse Earth - Decimation Earth 3. Apocalypse Earth - Second Wave 4. Apocalypse Earth - Earth - Attack 5. Apocalypse Earth - Space - Destruction 6. Apocalypse Earth - Congress Of Nations 7. Apocalypse Earth - Lunar Downfall 8. Apocalypse Earth - Maxi Turbo - THING KEYWORDS - absurd, Action, Adventure, Alien, Artificial, battle, Beer, best, book, books, British, comedy, comedic, coming of age, Contact, Cosmic, Cyberpunk, dark, Down-home, dry, dystopia, Empire, encounters, epic, Extraterrestrial, fiction, First Contact, Fleet, Fun, funny, Galactic, gallows, Genes, Genetic, Hard, Hilarious, humorous, Hyperspace, Intergalactic, interstellar, Invasion, light novel, Lightning-fast, Line-dancing, malfunction, mechanoid, Metaphysical, Moonshine-powered, Mutants, Mystery, Nanites, parallel, Paranormal & Urban, prophecy, Psychics, queen, Quirky aliens, red shirts, robot, Robots, Romance, sci fi, scifi, Series, Southern drawl, Southern, stargate, Superhero, Sword, takei, Technothrillers, techno, tech, thrillers, Thor, Uproarious, ya, Y'allien invasion, young adult, &, 1st, First contact, fleet, funny, hijinks, hilarious, hilarity, humor, humour, in, Intelligence, laughter, literature, military, moonshine, novel, of, opera, parodies, parody, portal, protagonists, read, reading, reads, rockets, sarcastic, satire, satirical, science, sci-fi, short, silly, snarky, Space, spaceships, stories, story, storys, team, the, ufo, universe, urban, very, Visionary, war, western, wit, witty, world