CAUTION: I Drive Like You Do! (American paradoxist Folklore)

Book excerpt: I have collected this beautiful American Folklore - under the form of aphorisms - from car plates, from various anonymous postings, from expressions heard in my discussions, from e-mails received, etc. Computer jokes, life taken upside-down, job related reflections, family connections, inside-out clichés of language, and so on.They are in a paradoxist style, or close, and full of humor¿Some of them are cascading Murphy¿s Laws (pessimistically), others are opposite - like Peter¿s Laws (optimistically).Their sweetness smiles in the face of adversity, full of irony and auto-irony.I hope readers will enjoy them.See a few nice examples from the book text: ¿I think, therefore I¿m single¿, ¿Life is short, break some rules¿, or ¿Black Holes are Where God Divided by Zero¿! [From Editor's Preface]