Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide to Romance

Book excerpt: When it comes to dating, romance and all things sensual, few figures are quite as revered as Dr. Chuck Tingle; erotica author, cultural icon, and now self-help guru. As the generation's leading voice on the subject of sex, Dr. Tingle has blown the lid off of dating in modern times, revealing his hard earned tips and tricks for navigating the waters of single life and beyond. With Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance, readers now have a glimpse into the mysterious world of Tingle, covering relationship advice for all four datable creatures: Dinosaurs, unicorns, bigfeet and living objects. Chuck also provides his wisdom on unconventional relationships, like submissive, domineering, open relationships, ghost relationships and more. For readers with a culinary or wizardly bent, Chuck includes his signature recipe for spaghetti and chocolate milk, as well as a spell book geared specifically towards romance. Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is in. Warning: This book includes graphic depictions of gay sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.