How to Lose Your Friends in 30 Days

Book excerpt: "How to Lose Your Friends in 30 Days" Ever wondered how to clear your social calendar for good? Look no further! This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek manual is your ticket to blissful solitude. Inside, you'll discover: - Fool-proof strategies to repel even the most persistent friends - Expert tips on mastering the art of social media stalking - Innovative techniques to become the ultimate flake - Advanced lessons in the fine art of insulting with style Warning: This book is not for the faint of heart or the socially adept. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden realizations about your own behavior, and a newfound appreciation for your friends. From chronic complaining to shameless mooching, "How to Lose Your Friends in 30 Days" offers a sidesplitting journey through the worst of human behavior. But beware – beneath the humor lies a heartfelt message about the true value of friendship and the importance of being a decent human being. Will you emerge as a social pariah or a better friend? There's only one way to find out. Grab your copy now and embark on this uproarious adventure in anti-social behavior! Remember: Results may vary, but the laughs are guaranteed. Friends sold separately (and may run away screaming).