Left Out: What to do if You're Left Behind or Left Below

Book excerpt: Tim LaHaye called it Left Behind.The Rapture: that auspicious moment when Fundamentalists everywhere suddenly disappear, raptured into Heaven, safe from the coming Tribulation.Left Out is the story of twin brothers, Benjamin and David Bragg. Benjamin comes from the philosophy that all paths to God are sacred, and David believes that the only way to get to Heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior and renounce your affiliation with the Democratic Party and declare war on anyone who would take "Christ" out Christmas.The day finally comes when nearly a billion people disappear from the Earth, most of them from the United States South. Meanwhile, in Heaven, things aren't going as expected. Despite the beauty and the splendor, Heaven's the new residents make a gruesome discovery. They don't like each other, but they're stuck with each other forever and ever hallelujah hallelujah!