Matrimonial Magic and Mayonnaise

Book excerpt: Recipe for Matrimonial Magic And Mayonnaise 1 cup of a groom who spends his wedding night in jail, cup of a grandmother whose magic recipes attract older suitors and encourage young lovers, Add 3 Tablespoons of a malicious neighbor intent on political mayhem Stir in four young lovers, a Texas judge, a heart doctor and a smart, young computer executive. Mix thoroughly all ingredients and bake in Iowa at a spring temperature. Turn out on a platter on a beach in the summer or by a fire in the winter and read this humorous novel based on an extended Iowa family and exploring the truth that when you visit heaven or a farm or house in Iowa you will be offered food. If no food is offered, then you are not in heaven and certainly not in Iowa! Enjoy!