Mock the Week

Download or Read eBook Mock the Week PDF written by Dan Patterson and published by Boxtree. This book was released on 2010-06-24 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
Mock the Week
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Publisher : Boxtree
Total Pages : 229
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ISBN-10 : 9781743032190
ISBN-13 : 1743032196
Rating : 4/5 (90 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Mock the Week by : Dan Patterson

Book excerpt: Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN'T SELL: Sorry About Your Face. UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon - well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOU'D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: '"James, he's using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M's shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'


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