Mr. Wally and His Funny Little Hat: A 3 little words book

Book excerpt: Once there was a funny little man named Mr. Wally, who always wore a funny little hat. With a blink of an eye, he appeared on a park bench. The neighborhood children loved Mr. Wally because he made them laugh. However, one day, the children were sad and started to cry. But Mr. Wally came to their rescue. He was a teacher, and his back-to-the-basics classroom was a magical place with funny froggies. But NO sad faces, NO tears, NO lazy brains and NO stupid phones were allowed. Meet sweet little Norman Joseph and his best friend Tippy, sassy little Lizzie, sweet, but sometimes sad, little Bobby and the rest of Mr. Wally's "park benchers." Mr. Wally wants to be your teacher. Have fun learning your multiplication tables, funny, big words like borborygmi and horripilations, going on a picnic with the students and coloring and drawing in Mr. Wally's classroom.