My Mom Has Lost Her Marbles
Author | : Terry Everton |
Publisher | : iUniverse |
Total Pages | : 150 |
Release | : 2000-12 |
ISBN-10 | : 9780595127764 |
ISBN-13 | : 0595127762 |
Rating | : 4/5 (64 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: Barry Blickle Blackendorf one day lost all his teeth. He didn't see it coming, it happened in his sleep. He never saw a dentist, or brushed three times a day. His friends all tried to warn him... "You'll be sorry," they'd say... Such is the plight of Toothless Barry, one of many oddball characters you'll meet in this charming collection of poems and drawings by Terry and Debbie Everton. You will also be introduced to Gossipin' Gordon; Busy Billy Bippleblap, who's always in a rush; Grouchy Gretchen, who's really quite a grump; Wanderin' Willie and Wise Mindy Mindleblest. So come grow some watermelon popcorn. Listen to the world's funniest joke. Get visited by two-headed martians and talking ants. Wear smaller clothes. Avoid hugging porcupines. Talk like a moose. These are just some of the exciting adventures awaiting you in the strange and wonderful world these poems will take you to.