The Epitome of Perfection

Book excerpt: Born into the cruel and unforgiving streets of the Cornton. Young Ryan overcame adversity, overcame the slums, overcame the norm and overcame life. In this book, Reynolds reveals how he leaped over all obstacles. How he scrapped for survival, how he destroyed legends and smashed records, how he outwitted all people and how, when he stood face to face with god, he told him "I believe you are in my seat." So don't go anywhere, because like all men of myth and legend, Reynolds strives for the betterment of humanity. For the first time, Reynolds reveals the secrets behind the birth of the one, the only: 'ragreynolds'. Colonel Sanders brought us delicious fried chicken, Jesus brought us party tricks, and now Ryan A.G. Reynolds brings you the VIP pass to perfection. Ryan Reynolds is a great poet, savior, leader, actor, director, editor, icon, idol, motivator, doctor, scientist, debater, politician, inspiration, geologist, historian, role model, human being, and now; author. He is the author of this book and he longs for the betterment of all people. If you follow his advice and implement his ways and strategies detailed in this book into your life, you will find that your life's length and quality shall vastly improve at a rapid pace. 'ragreynolds' is a fictional character and egotistical being. Defy this deity if you wish to die a slow and painful death.