Two Nuns In A Bath
Author | : Geoff Tibballs |
Publisher | : Robinson |
Total Pages | : 391 |
Release | : 2009-10-15 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781849012584 |
ISBN-13 | : 184901258X |
Rating | : 4/5 (84 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags and one-liners - indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs. Two nuns are sitting in a bath. One says "Where's the soap?"" The other replies "It does rather doesn't it?" A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what's your final question?"