Vampire Charming

Book excerpt: Not Another Vampire Book was only the beginning of the story...Slade, King of the Vampires: For a thousand years, Slade lived a rarified existence on an enchanted island. Now, he's stuck in modern day Chicago and he hates it. His destined mate has divorced him, his people have abandoned him, and no one in the backwards human world makes any sense. He needs a new kingdom to rule. A better kingdom. Somewhere he can regain his glorious crown, defeat nefarious villains, and save a damsel in distress. Somewhere he can prove that he's a still a hero. Luckily, he knows a Witch who can transport him into a very interesting screenplay.Jane Squire: A pragmatist and a loner, Jane doesn't believe in fairytales. She's got her sensible life under control, working the nightshift at a grocery store and taking acting jobs on the side. Then, the self-proclaimed "King of the Vampires" arrives to turn her peaceful world upside-down. Slade's sure that he needs Jane to sidekick on his epic quest. Not only does the arrogant lunatic get her fired, but she's somehow transported into the worse fantasy movie imaginable.The Kingdom of Infinia: With script pages full of stolen dialogue, random musical numbers, and a whole cast of supernatural weirdoes, there's no denying that Jane and Slade are stuck in a swords-and-sorcery film. The egotistical (and annoyingly gorgeous) Vampire loves his new realm. Determined to overthrow Infinia's Werewolf despot, Slade is happily battling dragons and gathering an army of Merry Men. And making Jane feel like she's part of something for the first time in her solitary life. In fact, despite the Hollywood bad guys trying to kidnap her and the lack of hot water heaters... Jane is starting to think maybe she's found her Prince Charming.