Porn Free Bibles

Book excerpt: Q: What is Porn Free Bibles? A: Porn Free Bibles is a comedy of biblical proportions. Every letter of this book is given special care and attention to make sure it has the highest humor content guaranteed to make you laugh. In fact if any letter at any point in time during the course of reading this book is not particularly funny you can black them out with a permanent marker. The book then can be used as your very own classified government document replica that is safe, fun, and easy to use! So sit back, relax, grab an icy cold , and enjoy this book of humor essays. Q: What does this book have to offer? A: Well for starters it has many uses around the house such as the paper at the bottom of a birdcage, fire fuel, origami, and you can even read it too! In fact the essays in this book are all about the humor of everyday life. Each essay was given special attention... oh look at the pretty kitty! Here kitty... kitty... kitty... Now what was I saying? Oh yes this book is pretty nifty. Q: What exactly are the humor essays about? A: Well they are about tons of things. For example there is the one about how to predict the apocalypse, how to put on an ideal face at a party, and even one about how to fix your car. Q: How to fix my car? Are you serious? A: Yes indeed for example did you know that the black stuff coming from your car is oil. Q: You don't say. A: No really, I'm serious it's oil! And the car needs it for something or other. Q: Right... well according to your title you imply that there is actually bibles with porn out there. Is that true? A: I'm sure the bible in some hotels that charge by the hour have porn in them. Q: Good point. Do you have anything else to say? A: Nope other then Porn Free Bibles is hysterical humor essay book and that it is carefully... oh look at the kitty!