The Essential Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump

Book excerpt: "This brilliant book is the most comprehensive collection of the wit and wisdom of President Donald Trump. Why? Because it's blank. Completely blank." -The Wall Street Times "The Essential Wit and Wisdom of the 45th President of the United States Donald Trump needs to be on everyone's coffee table. It's truly the only book of its kind to fully encapsulate the remarkable leadership, unifying spirit, and selflessness of this reality show host turned leader of the free world. This book is...blank. Do yourself, and the world, a favor by spreading it everywhere, liberally, like suntan lotion. Help ensure that history doesn't repeat itself." -The NY Journal The above two quotes are fake news. Totally phony. Phony, like Trump's trumped-up credentials to be Commander-in-Chief. The only thing legit about the above fake news is that this book . . . is filled with blank pages. Even at your drunkest, I mean like hammered, whatever you may scribble, with a crayon, in The Essential Wit and Wisdom of the 45th President of the United State's blank pages, it will be infinitely more compatible with the values of America. It's a must-have for Democrats, their Republican friends, and freedom-loving people the world over. Buy a few copies today and give them as gifts. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Covfefe.