The Guide To Gay Texting

Book excerpt: The Only Flirty Texting Guide Written For Gay Men!The techniques in this gay texting guide will: • Turn his ambivalence into an obsession. • Help you develop a sense of texting humor that makes hotties want to get with you. • Get that distant guy to pay more attention. • Provide common texting scenarios and solutions to keep his attention on you. • Avoid being friend-zoned. • Use “multiple threads” to avoid conversational dead-ends. • Dip into a catalog of 300+ witty pre-written texts when you can’t think of something yourself. The Art Of Gay Texting: How To Make Guys Obsess Over You. Step 1: USE WILDLY CLEVER WAYS TO GET HIS PHONE NUMBER(or get him to ask you for yours). See 10 vivid examples of how to get his phone number. Too shy to ask? Read the 6 Clever Ways To Get Him To Ask You For Your Number. Step 2: IS HE DISTANT? SPARK HIS INTEREST. Do it with fun, quirky texts that make him look forward to hearing his phone ding. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Daft and Punk is a little over the top?" Learn the 9 Must-Know Tactics To Texting Guys Who Aren’t Showing Much Interest. You’ll have him panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on p. 25-36. Step 3: GET GUYS TO CHASE YOU. See dozens of “dialogues” showing you ways to ramp up the romantic tension. Comes with my “Text Timing Chart” –showing you how to time your texts, and how long to wait to respond to his. Step 4: TEXT SOMETHING WITTY. Learn the 7 Biggest Texting Mistakes Most Gay Guys Make (And how to avoid them). Try my catalog of 300+ irresistible, witty texts. They’ll capture his attention, peak his curiosity and set the stage for a strong attraction. Step 5: TURN HIM ON. The word-for-word suggestions in this gay guide to texting are GUARANTEED to make him look at you and think, “Tonight just got more interesting.” These gay flirt texting tips are all on Pages 47-85. Step 6: GET HIM TO CALL YOU. Stop ‘texturbating!” You got his number to meet not text. Find out the 5 ways you can get him to call if he doesn’t do it on his own. You’re worth a phone call. All on P. 29-42. Step 7: HOW TO HANDLE THAT FIRST PHONE CALL. Prevent “conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. Rephrase boring questions into interesting comments.Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 37-60. Step 8: POST-DATE TEXTING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING. You asked him out (or got him to ask). Great. Date go well? Then use the charming text threads in this book. If the date didn’t go well (damn, boy, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you still want to see him then read my chapter on “redemption texting.” Don’t want another date? (he was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears?) See great examples of how to turn him down or turn him into a friend. Text Your Way Into His Heart. Or His Pants. Scroll up, click the buy button and start texting something fabulous!