VOTE for The GOAT!

Book excerpt: Guess what? Another Election Deception is soon coming up, when X-number of Poor Deceived People will run to the Polls to "VOTE for The GOAT!" Awe, not so ― they will Vote for a Bully Elephant, or even for an Independent Jackass: beCause they never even Heard of the Multicolored Mountain Goat from Angel Ridge, at King's Mountain, Kentucky, who Stands Firm on 4 Strong Legs of Truth, Wisdom, Freedom and Justice, who Challenges anyone to Butt Heads with him: beCause he Knows for a Fact that he will WIN. But, if you Doubt it, just Study: "The CONDENSED Version of MARK TWAIN Races for the PRESIDENCY with a Landslide VICTORY!" (The 2020 Presidential Candidates Desperately Need Some STRONG Undefeatable COMPETITION!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R), Book 033B, which is a Companion Book of this Good Book, which tells about a Brand-new Political Party, which has "Guaranteed Solutions" for our Massive Problems, which is WHY that Amazon.com offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone on this Good Earth, who can Prove our Selected King's Solutions to be Unworkable, or just Unreasonable. Yes, he is the KING of the Mountains, you might say, and he is Willing to BUTT HEADS with anyone who Believes that he (the Challenger) has Better Solutions for our Massive Problems, including those Election Deceptions, whereby the really Important Issues are just Ignored by the Masses of Ignorant People. For Example, those "GLORIOUS Swanky Hotels Castles and Fortresses" will Solve more than 5,000 Problems, just by their Designs, alone; but, you do not See that Issue on any Ballots to Vote for them. Indeed, you would have to take some Time to STUDY them, whereby you might Understand WHY that they should be on all Ballots for all People to Vote for, including 12-year-old Children, who are going to Inherit this Capitalist Disaster with its Mountains of Needless TRASH ― not to Mention Radical Climate Changes, Endless DEBTS, Drug Addictions, Obesity, and whatever else makes this such a "Great Nation" of Deceived SLAVES of Various Kinds and Colors!