Sweep Her Off Her Feet

Download or Read eBook Sweep Her Off Her Feet PDF written by Jamie Reidy and published by HumorOutcasts Press. This book was released on 2018-05-13 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
Sweep Her Off Her Feet
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Publisher : HumorOutcasts Press
Total Pages : 82
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ISBN-10 : 0999412760
ISBN-13 : 9780999412763
Rating : 4/5 (60 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Sweep Her Off Her Feet by : Jamie Reidy

Book excerpt: CALLING ALL MOMS, AUNTS, SISTERS, COUSINS AND GAL PALS! This book just might save a guy you love from death by dust inhalation. Got a soon-to-be college graduate, fella moving out of his parents' house, or a recently divorced man in your life? You know, a clueless single dude who truly believes that his toilet bowl cleans itself? This book is for him. Sweep Her Off Her Feet gives my cleaning-challenged compadre funny, yet practical instructions for quickly getting his place date-ready. It even provides the list of weapons he will carry into battle against the dark and dirty forces that have invaded his castle. Kitchen? "Open the fridge. Throw out anything you don't immediately remember buying, won't pass the whiff test or has condensation inside the bottle." Bathroom? "Remember, women use TP every time they go. Every time. You're gonna need a back up roll, brother. Also, spend the extra ten seconds it takes to place the roll on the actual toilet paper dispenser. This, by itself, will distinguish you from 90% of the guys she ever dated." Testimonial: "I wish he had this book forty years ago" - Jamie's Mom (probably referring to his brother, Patrick, tbh) Jamie Reidy is an author and recovering slob. His first book served as the basis for the movie Love and Other Drugs, starring Jake Gyllenhaal as "Jamie." (Jamie really likes typing that sentence.)


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